dez0wave management - the dead rising!

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Re: dez0wave management - the dead rising!

Postby Nemo » Sat Jul 09, 2011 1:52 pm

Ok ok, we can call it "Operational Handbook" and that should stand as a game guide and a walkthrough as a whole :D
Because that's just what it was and that's what I'd like to be the book for the LA :D
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Re: dez0wave management - the dead rising!

Postby super-panda » Sat Jul 09, 2011 9:06 pm

I don't know. I might still be eager to see if I can take good pictures and send all that to my little slaves, so that they make a beautifull pdf out of it.

While it wouldn't be a bother if it was a console game (I mean you just have to put it back in it), on computer you have to install it back, get patched, get the mod, remember what commands to use to make pictures... but I still got the copies of shadow of shit and clear sky, so who know ? It just that even if the maps are huge, the gameplay is the same, it's not infinite.

I became more an capitalist: BUY BUY BUY..I'm not communist like you guys, nor I have a sickle and a hammer above my bed. My bad. At least, I don't make nuclear reactor explodes, and bugged games.
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Re: dez0wave management - the dead rising!

Postby gubr » Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:20 pm

super-panda wrote:...I don't make nuclear reactor explodes, and bugged games...

Don't worry and take you time. Eventually you will. You just need some more practice and faith in yourself.

Ah, dearest Super-panda, I love you for being inexhaustible feeder for trolling. )))

dezodor wrote:ah lol :D the old crew is back it seems! good to see you guys around, it made me feel its still 2008 :axe:
as for the la stuff, yea, im sure nemo didnt only mean walkthru, but also gameguide! (as i can remember the priboi gameguide was also a masterpiece, and you all helped with that).

On Sunday morning as soon as I'm back at home I will start some work with screenshots... Where is downloading link? What patch # does it work on?
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Re: dez0wave management - the dead rising!

Postby Nemo » Sun Jul 10, 2011 7:51 pm

S-P I hope you're joking- the reactors, well, OK, the only one with any serious problem was in Ukraine, but there was also a problem in the USA and quite recently in Japan. Yet there is no nuclear reactors in Poland and France is the worlds leader in nuclear-reactor made energy (yeah, not USA, not Japan, not Russia but France!). And about communism, well, I don't know if you're familiar with Carl Marx works, but according to what he wrote in this book of his, your country is more socialistic than China nowadays ;p for example - a workweek in Poland is 5 days long, 8 hours a day, which gives 40 hours a week, yet a workweek in France is 35 hours - which I know firsthand from your fellow citizen ;D yet the lowest legal salary in Poland is about four times smaller than in France! So, how do you think, who's more communist- ppl who work hard and long and can't get rich only because their administration is so full of shit, or ppl who work less but are wealthier only thanks to colonial past of their country? ;D no offence of course- I think all in all, we all can be better than money, money, money and buying buying buying ;) And from history lessons- the communism was first used in Russia as a working political system but it wasn't born there, Karl Marx and Frideric Engels where both Germans, the first communist party was established in London, and maybe not many ppl know but communism evolved from socialism, which evolved from the first noble-in-pretence idea of equalising all people in society and was invented nowhere but in FRANCE! In your face, Super-Panda :D
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Re: dez0wave management - the dead rising!

Postby super-panda » Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:34 am

Nemo, I'm quinda joking on the fact that urss made countries are full of alcolics and bad games, but it happens everywhere, besides, even if I did taunt you on that, I'm not really interested in my country or anything that happens anywhere, it's all propaganda.

Anyway, I'm also not interested in history, it was never usefull to me. I hate old people, so I hate dead people too, and well, if there wansn't something that happened in ukraine, we shouldn't have met here with deozodor, since stalker might not have come out. Or who knows.

Still, you have seen or heard the usual propaganda on the news, frenchs are lazy, eat frogs, slugs, and bread, and do nothing more than crying all day, makes orgy everywhere and are all mad. It's all true.And also the fact that we murder americans everyday and suck their blood out.

Seriously, like everywhere, there is lazy people. Mainly public workers or office workers are up to that 35hours-I'm-a-lazy-butt thing.

Too bad for you, I'm a manual laborer, so I never seen 35hours when I worked there, just to say. ( And when we do roads, they are better than the shitty ones you got there, since we're able to draw how to make the road without being the drunk, the main reasons why roads aren't straight foward in your country.)
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Re: dez0wave management - the dead rising!

Postby Nemo » Mon Jul 11, 2011 10:11 am

OK, I think we should stop and don't go down that road any further ;p before we go too far ;p (yeah the roads are shitty here, I'll have to let you have that one... but they are stright forward- just not exactly flat and the main reason for that is not alcohol but constant theft and laid-back attitude of workers).
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Re: dez0wave management - the dead rising!

Postby gubr » Mon Jul 11, 2011 10:45 am

So, now we know that Nemo's hobby is history and Super-panda has necro-agoraphoby. If we consequently connect these with my passion to anime, guitar and boobs - the result will be something carring crazy impact of ... something irregular for sure. Being that perverted our team will definitely use these features and mad skills to promote Lost Alfa! I'm sure this will earn us several bonus points!

PS regarding thefts of state funds we have in exUSSR good expression: The speed of the cutting (of state funds) is growing faster due to the energy of recoil (recoil - bribes based on a false increase of price of materials or nontarget use of the state funds).
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Re: dez0wave management - the dead rising!

Postby Nemo » Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:49 am

gubr wrote:So, now we know that Nemo's hobby is history

Bleh, I hate history ;p I just loooove embarassing ppl with it ;D I also looove boobs <high-five>
gubr wrote:PS regarding thefts of state funds we have in exUSSR good expression: The speed of the cutting (of state funds) is growing faster due to the energy of recoil (recoil - bribes based on a false increase of price of materials or nontarget use of the state funds).


From the top of ma mind you took it :D
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Re: dez0wave management - the dead rising!

Postby super-panda » Mon Jul 11, 2011 1:59 pm

Anyway, it looks like the dream team is alsmost back at full service.

I already explained our plan on our board, so take a look.

Stll, I might maybe come back to the game, just to take pictures.. I don't really enjoy it much, I really played it from up to down.
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Re: dez0wave management - the dead rising!

Postby vintar » Mon Jul 11, 2011 2:32 pm

I think I can safely say this will be my favorite thread on this forum :mrgreen:
a bit of this and a lot of that
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Re: dez0wave management - the dead rising!

Postby AfterburnzzPX » Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:38 am

Well, will ya look at that. The old I-project team's here for a cuppa Joe. How quaint.
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Re: dez0wave management - the dead rising!

Postby gubr » Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:02 am

AfterburnzzPX wrote:Well, will ya look at that. The old I-project team's here for a cuppa Joe. How quaint.


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Re: dez0wave management - the dead rising!

Postby Nemo » Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:16 am

@ Gubr: WTF?!
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Re: dez0wave management - the dead rising!

Postby gubr » Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:51 am

Nemo wrote:@ Gubr: WTF?!


Actually this "All your base are belong to us" is an internet mem (memorable thing, popular among among oldfags).

History of the subj.
Japan company Toaplan released a game "Zero Wing" in 1989 for Sega Mega Drive platform. In 1992 Sega company launched the console in Europe. There were not enough good American and Europian games to provide better launch of the console, so cheap and fast (but low quality) translated games from Japan were delivered. One of these games was "Zero Wing" with legendary and epic dialogues:

AD 2101 ―
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It’s you !!
CATS: How are you gentlemen !!
CATS: All your base are belong to us.
CATS: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha …
Operator: Captain !!
Captain: Take off every 'ZIG' !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'ZIG'.
Captain: For great justice.

Now oldfags and trolls in exUSSR use this phrase as an default answer (among others) for any quastion or statement. This phrase is slightly less popular then "TITS OR GTFO", but more tolerant.
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Re: dez0wave management - the dead rising!

Postby Nemo » Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:00 am

Oooh... Okay, well a console from '89 is a bit old for me... wait, it's AS old as me ;p so no wonder I havn't really heard about this ;p so this is practically an inside joke for 25+ gamers...
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