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Re: dez0wave management - the dead rising!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 7:59 am
by gubr
Nemo, i'm sorry about your girlfriend. On the other hand now you can have any girl you like. "FREEEDOM!!!" (c) William Wallace. And thanks for link to the urban dictionary.

Super-panda, look man, forum is not just about accusations in trolling. You need to post something else sometimes. ))) Moreover even if we do troll a little someone - our trolling is so positive. I'm chaotic good troll.

Vintar, we're waiting for the story.

Re: dez0wave management - the dead rising!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 9:13 am
by super-panda
You guys have fallen into my trap. I though you all knew we were only there to troll and complain.

AND SO: Counter attack!!!!!!!!!!!!! With x-rated pictures:

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Re: dez0wave management - the dead rising!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 9:20 am
by Nemo
@Super-Panda: I must admit- the panda parts were really well placed having in mind your nickname =]

gubr wrote:Nemo, i'm sorry about your girlfriend. On the other hand now you can have any girl you like. "FREEEDOM!!!" (c) William Wallace. And thanks for link to the urban dictionary.


Yeah, thanks gubr... well, things like that just tend to happen sometimes, but I'm keepin' it together, not gonna cry or try killin' myself, it was fun 34 months and now it all just burnt out... at least for her. I know it's freedom and all, but the thing is, that for now it's kinda scary type of freedom... but I'll get over it, like I always do ;).

On the other hand I dunno if it's oh-so-easy for you to "have any girl you like" :P but I'm not that rich, good lookin' nor am I french... I don't even know the first thing about Pick-up artist's techniques! :D

As for the UD it was like- I wrote the damn sentence, and then I realised that it could be kinda tough, and hard to understand (not to offend anyone's grasp of english, it's just that expressions like this can't be found in 99% of the dictionaries and even some native speakers could misunderstand them) and I really hate not being understood, escpecially when I'm trying to say something funny =].

Re: dez0wave management - the dead rising!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 10:55 am
by gubr
cattower missin LOOOOOOONG CAT and ceiling cat! I have cat-mother and three kittens in my appartments (which is 48 m^2). I still love them. But I'm looking for somone looking for a kitten. I think I could leave a couple of them with a kind and responsible person! )))

As to girls - I think I can have any of them as long as I have wife. The same feeling you have with longterm girlfriend. I can't tell if I can pick-up any of those indeed 'couse I was not practising last 6 years )))

And by the way - about pickupers don't you dare to mess with those bastards. They are so dumb, so dull, so irritating and selfsure!!! These motherfuckers are to blame for more and more girls become lesbians. I mean you just check out how they act in the street after their couch was telling them they are cool for three hours. I was wonderring who are those guys, I checked couple of forums based in Ukraine. I didn't know if I was going to barf or cry or laugh!

I spoke with my wife and couple girls about the secret: how to attract a girl. They were all the same about it: you need to have sense of humor, to be reliable (be around when she needs you), be not too fat and not too distrophic. This is it. If a girl is around you for money - that ain't a girlfriend. There is another definition for this kind of people.

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And Pyatnashka, my cat:
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Re: dez0wave management - the dead rising!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 11:43 am
by Nemo
aaaw, why there's no EXIF data on your cat's photo :| You made this depth of field with some Photoshop filter, didn't you?
BTW: Nice cat ;p I have one too ;)

Re: dez0wave management - the dead rising!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 12:21 pm
by gubr
Nemo wrote:aaaw, why there's no EXIF data on your cat's photo :| You made this depth of field with some Photoshop filter, didn't you?
BTW: Nice cat ;p I have one too ;)


It took me to google what is EXIF data. I become smarter every day sins I'm on this forum. ))) There is no EXIF data becouse the image was resized and framed several times probably. And the depth effect is from original photo. The shot was done on a big-mega-super-turbo-nikon-D500100thousandmillionandthree or something like that.

Nemo, this will probably cheer you up more then cats. Author of the shot and picture:
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How to confuse a photographer: ask him/her - why the lens in the photocamera is round while the pictures are rectangular?

Trolling joke about photographers. Onece upon a time two friends-photographers met in the street and one said: "I'm dentist now!" Another one asks: "How come?", "Oh, I bought a tooth drilling machine last week," - was the answer.

Re: dez0wave management - the dead rising!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 1:04 pm
by Nemo
gubr wrote:big-mega-super-turbo-nikon-D500100thousandmillionandthree or something like that.

:cry: I want it ... BTW it doesn't really matter if it was big-mega-super-turbo-nikon-D500100thousandmillionandthree or just an EOS 450D, what really matters that the guy had to have some pretty nice lens ;( makes me jealous...
gubr wrote:How to confuse a photographer: ask him/her - why the lens in the photocamera is round while the pictures are rectangular?
Very funny... it's because the material, wheter it's a digital sensor or an analog photographic film is rectangular, wise ass ;p And it always makes a crop out of the circular image coming out of the lens. And you just can't make rectangular lens ;p.
gubr wrote:Trolling joke about photographers. Onece upon a time two friends-photographers met in the street and one said: "I'm dentist now!" Another one asks: "How come?", "Oh, I bought a tooth drilling machine last week," - was the answer.

Now this is something I seriously didn't get at all... Is it about that everyone with an SLR camera thinks he/she is a photographer or what? ;p

Oh, and nice photo BTW, very good... um... lightning and shit ;p

BTW2: It now struck me, that last time (around 2 years ago) when we talked about girls, you weren't married, am I right?! You said you had girlfriend, so it means that during this time away from here you managed to get engaged and married... Now be honest with us, do you have some little gubrs coming or what? ;D

Re: dez0wave management - the dead rising!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 2:21 pm
by gubr
The confusing thing about lences - means there is nothing to explain on such a dumb request! ))) The lences were realy big and long. And I have small canon with no lences at all... almost! ))) So your EOS 450D or her big-mega-super-turbo-nikon-D500100thousandmillionandthree - any of that is super-turbo-mega-etc. for me! )

As to the trolling stuff - it is about that EVERYONE with an SLR camera thinks he/she is a photographer. ) There full load of such photographers in internet and real life! )

I'm married for about 4 or 5 years, so a was probably lie... dreaming last time!)))

Where the hell is Vintar with his lions?

Re: dez0wave management - the dead rising!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 2:40 pm
by Nemo
gubr wrote:As to the trolling stuff - it is about that EVERYONE with an SLR camera thinks he/she is a photographer. ) There full load of such photographers in internet and real life! )

I have such camera, and I'm attending photography school and I not only don't see myself as a photographer, I actually know that I'm not even near of being a photo-amateur (definition: a guy with a photocamera who can do some beautifull stuff with his photoequipment yet he's not earning at least half of his monthly/annual earnings on photography).

gubr wrote:Where the hell is Vintar with his lions?

Yeah, I'm wondering the same thing... prabobly he's out somewhere, living his life- not like us, no-lifes ;p

Re: dez0wave management - the dead rising!

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 4:33 am
by dez
im drunk, and wanted to say only one thing: E!

Re: dez0wave management - the dead rising!

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:37 am
by Nemo
dezodor wrote:im drunk, and wanted to say only one thing: E!


Riiiiight ;p then I will respond: Ey! Na zdrowie! :p

Re: dez0wave management - the dead rising!

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 10:01 am
by gubr
dezodor wrote:im drunk, and wanted to say only one thing: E!


So many feelings, so many great ideas, legendary intents etc. We're with you, man!

Falks, Dez is less alert when he's drunk or having morning after. Lets start our whinning atack: DEZ PLEASE GIVE US LA TO TEST. )))

Re: dez0wave management - the dead rising!

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 10:05 am
by Nemo
YEAAAH DEZ, WE KNOW YOUR HEAD ACHES LIKE HELL RIGHT NOW, THAT'S WHY YOU NEED TO GIVE US THE BUILD TO SHUT US THE HELL UP!!!!!111one :lol:

Anyone have his mobile :twisted: ? I think I had it long time ago but my ICQ archives from back then are long lost and damned...

Re: dez0wave management - the dead rising!

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:16 pm
by super-panda
This week, when I will come back there to check things up, I'm sure I will see a picture a nemo with 10 girls at each arm.

Come on man! I only talked a bit here, so my french powers will have reached you even in your cold country!!

Seriously nemo, you just have to do something else. I'm quite in the funny mode when I'm here to post, because there is only stupid people there, but in real life, I'm like everyone: an asshole. Just do like everyone, and think about your own ass! Pillage your neighborhood's houses, kill your politicians! There's a lot to do.

To sumarize what I'm telling you, don't bother yourself on things that get you bored or angry, if you're not payed; that's capitalism way of life. Just do something else. Like watching porno.

Re: dez0wave management - the dead rising!

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:28 pm
by Nemo
super-panda wrote:This week, when I will come back there to check things up, I'm sure I will see a picture a nemo with 10 girls at each arm.

Come on man! I only talked a bit here, so my french powers will have reached you even in your cold country!!

Seriously nemo, you just have to do something else. I'm quite in the funny mode when I'm here to post, because there is only stupid people there, but in real life, I'm like everyone: an asshole. Just do like everyone, and think about your own ass! Pillage your neighborhood's houses, kill your politicians! There's a lot to do.

To sumarize what I'm telling you, don't bother yourself on things that get you bored or angry, if you're not payed; that's capitalism way of life. Just do something else. Like watching porno.


Ok, now I am seriously concerned about what the hell are you taking... or maybe what you're NOT taking even though you should ;p I really dunno what you mean by all this... is this your way of telling me to keep it together, to forget my GF? If so then thank you... I think. But if not then I ask kindly, enlight me ;).

And BTW it's currently 37 degree Celsius in my cold country... can anyone sell me some used air conditioner for cheap? ;D

OH, and I wonder what gubr think is the current temperature in Vintar's contry right now, since he asked him about the desert lately... e.g. in Cape Town there's 16 degree Celsius today - because right now there is winter starting ;p and soon they even could see some snow ;).